David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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