belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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