Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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