you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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