Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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