VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
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you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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