So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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