how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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