There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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