I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I think people are normalizing furries
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I know her cup size but not her name....
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