the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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