How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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