If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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