He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
tequila makes me forget i have legs
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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