Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Did I show you my penis last night?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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