just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
No subtext here. People are naked.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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