Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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