I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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