whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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