He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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