woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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