He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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