Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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