Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i dont even know how to be here
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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