She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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