I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This is the high leading the old right now
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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