Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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