I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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