Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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