We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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