i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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