im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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