the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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