Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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