I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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