There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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