Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
