I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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