yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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