that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
A bitchslap is in order.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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