When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The power of my boobs compel you
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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