Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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