areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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