Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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