jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize
