Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Don't EVER smell your tampon
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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