You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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