He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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