I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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