Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now