There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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