Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that