quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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