You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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