Non-Jews are for practice
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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