I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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