Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
So. Much. Porn.
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