im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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